[Vision2020] A Democrat, A Republican, and a Neo/Paleo-Confederate

Tom Hansen thansen at moscow.com
Mon Jan 21 13:08:52 PST 2008


Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small 
children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, 
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, 
and charges at you. 

You are carrying a .45 caliber revolver, and you are an expert shot. 

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. 

What do you do? 

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Democrat's Answer : 

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his 
hand?

What does the law say about this situation? 

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this 
send to society and to my children?  

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound 
me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he 
was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

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Republican's Answer: 

BANG! 

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Neo/Paleo-Confederate's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the 
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"People who ridicule others while hiding behind anonymous monikers in chat-
room forums are neither brave nor clever." 

- Latah County Sheriff Wayne Rausch (August 21,
2007)

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