[Vision2020] Energy Crisis Solution Proposal WAS: RE: NASA's...

[Tom Hansen]

Yes, Bob.

I do believe that you may be on to something . . . gerbils, the untapped 
energy source as shown . . .

Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isSgeBLsvwI

and Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owz94pb0tnI

and Here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-HUFPO-Bek

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

> Wow, this temp data was pretty detailed. My question is, is this a good 
time
> to buy some nice holiday beach-front properties on the shores of Baffin
> Island?
> 
> Anyway, I think I have a possible solution to the energy crisis, and I'm
> looking for venture capital:
> 
> Gerbils. 
> 
> Yes, you read that right. Gerbils. Ever notice how they spend a lot of 
time
> running at top speed in those little wire wheels?  So, why not hook them 
up
> to turbines and generate some electricity? Yes, there are advantages as 
well
> as technical problems, which I'll address here:
> 
> Advantages:
> 
> (1)	Cheap, quiet, renewable and secure power source. They breed like
> mad, so when one gets exhausted, just throw it away. 
> (2)	Secure. Their aggressive biting tendencies will discourage 
terrorist
> threats against our vulnerable national resources.
> (3)	Low pollution. They mostly only produce little teeny poops that 
can
> be composted and sold. I'm not even sure if they ever pee.
> (4)	Low fuel requirements. No coal needed!! For fuel they only 
require
> inexpensive seeds, roots, and berries, and things along that line.
> (5)	They are really cute, and so the power plants could also attract 
the
> tourist trade, generating further income.
> 
> Disadvantages:
> 
> (1). They only spin for a couple of minutes at a time:
>                 This issue implies the need for huge numbers of gerbils.
> Large power plants with several million gerbils may be required.  
However,
> after selectively breeding, we can develop a line of gerbils that are
> bigger, more powerful power workers. We can develop a line of gerbils 
with
> chronic ADHD, for example, maximizing power generation.
> 
> As you can see, the advantages far outway (sic) the disadvantages. I'm
> surprised no one else has thought of this. Anyway, I'm inviting potential
> investors to get in touch. There are more good things in store for the
> future; I'm developing an idea to use beavers to work in the timber
> industry, which will be a boon to Idaho's economy, so stay tuned.
> 
> Bob Dickow, troublemaker
> 
> Happy Holidays!
> 
> 2008 temperature summaries and spin
> Filed under: 
> ..	Instrumental Record 
> ..	Climate Science
> - gavin @ 1:56 PM 
> The great thing about complex data is that one can basically come up with
> any number of headlines describing it - all of which can be literally 
true -
> but that give very different impressions. Thus we are sure <snip>
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