[Vision2020] Out-doing a Texan? Never!

J Ford privatejf32 at hotmail.com
Sat Sep 29 20:00:22 PDT 2007


A man from Texas , driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls
up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.
Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the
Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.."
"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen     says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies.

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be
one-upped, so he immediately goes to a
shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his     car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle     with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the     road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.

The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels     somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified     Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.

(It's ok... The joke is CLEAN.)
The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a
crack and peeks out.

The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"
"Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."

"The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO

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