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<div style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;"> <div class="MsoNormal"><b><font id="role_document" color="red" size="4"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: red;">YOU CAN'T OUTDO A TEXAN!!!<br></span></font></b><font color="#400040" size="1"><span style="font-size: 9pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);"><br></span></font><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="color: rgb(64, 0, 64);">A man from Texas , driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls<br>up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign.<br>Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the<br>Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that
Rolls?"<br><br>The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.."<br>"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.<br>"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."<br><br>"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.<br>"Why, actually, yes, I do."<br>"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.<br><br>The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen </span></font><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);"></span></font></div></div> <div style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;"> <div class="MsoNormal"><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);">says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"<br>The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"<br>"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies.<br><br>The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.<br>Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be<br>one-upped, so he immediately goes to a
customizing<br>shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.<br><br>About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his </span></font><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);"></span></font></div></div> <div style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;"> <div class="MsoNormal"><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);">car and drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle </span></font><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);"></span></font></div></div> <div style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;"> <div class="MsoNormal"><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);">with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the </span></font><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);"></span></font></div></div> <div style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;"> <div class="MsoNormal"><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);">road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.<br><br>The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels </span></font><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);"></span></font></div></div> <div style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;"> <div class="MsoNormal"><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);">somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified </span></font><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);"></span></font></div></div> <div style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;"> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><font color="#400040" size="4"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: rgb(64, 0, 64);">Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.<br><br>=======================<br>(It's ok... The joke is CLEAN.)<br>======================<br>The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a<br>crack and peeks out.<br><br>The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"<br>"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"<br>"Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."<br><br>"The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO<br>TELL ME THAT???</span></font></div></div><font size="4"><br style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;"><br style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: Arial Black,Geneva,Arial,Sans-serif;">J :]</span></font><br><br /><hr />Get news, entertainment and everything you care about at Live.com. <a href='http://www.live.com/getstarted.aspx ' target='_new'>Check it out!</a></body>
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