[Vision2020] Hymn to the Intelligent Designer by Monty Python

[Tom Hansen]

Perhaps, TK, Ralph is simply arguing the point that Monty Python so
sarcastically presents, that . . .

"Every Sperm is Sacred"
http://www.tomandrodna.com/Songs/Every_Sperm_is_Sacred.mp3

"There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists, 
There are Hindus and Mormons and then, 
There are those that follow Mohammed, 
But I've never been one of them... 

I'm a Roman Catholic, and have been since the day I was born, 
And the one thing they say about Catholics, 
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm... 

You don't have to be a six-footer, 
You don't have to have a great brain, 
You don't have to have any clothes on - 
You're a Catholic the moment dad came... 

because... 

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, 
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. 

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, 
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. 

Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground, 
God shall make them pay for each sperm that can't be found 

Every sperm is wanted, every sperm is good, 
Every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood. 

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, 
Spill theirs just anywhere, 
But God loves those who treat their 
Semen with more care. 

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, 
If a sperm is wasted, 
God gets quite irate. 

Every sperm is sacred, 
Every sperm is good, 
Every sperm is needed, 
In your neighborhood. 

Every sperm is useful, every sperm is fine, 
God needs everybody's, 
Mine 
And mine 
And mine 

Let the Pagan spill theirs, 
O'er mountain, hill and plain, 
God shall strike them down for 
Each sperm that's spilt in vain. 

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, 
Every sperm is needed in your neighborhood. 

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, 
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate."

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Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"Only by going too far can one possibly find out how far one can go." 

- Jon Dyer 

-----Original Message-----
From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com]
On Behalf Of Tony
Sent: Saturday, January 27, 2007 11:45 AM
To: Ralph Nielsen
Cc: vision2020 at moscow.com
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Hymn to the Intelligent Designer by Monty Python

Wow Ralph, that's quite the little poem you chose to share.  So does this 
mean that you are in fact a devout believer who happens to view his God as a

mean S.O.B.?

Try to have a pleasant Sunday.    -T
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Ralph Nielsen" <nielsen at uidaho.edu>
To: <Vision2020 at moscow.com>
Sent: Saturday, January 27, 2007 10:07 AM
Subject: [Vision2020] Hymn to the Intelligent Designer by Monty Python


>
> All things dull and ugly
> All creatures short and squat,
> All things rude and nasty,
> The Lord God made the lot.
>
> Each little snake that poisons,
> Each little wasp that stings,
> He made their brutish venom.
> He made their horrid wings
>
> All things sick and cancerous,
> All evil great and small,
> All things foul and dangerous,
> The Lord God made them all.
>
> Each nasty little hornet,
> Each beastly little squid--
> Who made the spiky urchin?
> Who made the sharks? He did!
>
> All things scabbed and ulcerous,
> All pox both great and small,
> Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
> The Lord God made them all.
>
> Amen.
>
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