[Vision2020] A match made in Heaven

[Kai Eiselein, editor]

On their way to get married, a loving couple get into car accident that
proves fatal. The couple is sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St.
Peter to finish the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder
if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and
they ask him. St. Peter replies, "I don't know, this is the first time
anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really
should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What
if it doesn't work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?" St.
Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes,"
he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the
couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in
Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?"
exclaims the frightened couple. "Geez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me
three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's
going to take for me to find a lawyer?"

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