[Vision2020] NSA Enrollment is up
deco at moscow.com
Tue Sep 26 17:37:08 PDT 2006
Readers, if you are easily embarrassed, delete this message now.
There is no doubt that I am intolerant of stupidity and uncivil to those
that insist on continuously exhibiting it. And Doug Farris, among others,
has favored this list-serve with a super-abundance of ultra-stupidity, not
to mention a super-abundance of evidence that he is certainly not a
Christian despite his boastful, holier-than-almost-all pretense to same.
In fact, he may have been the original patient in the following story.
Doug Farris: You got to help me doc, I gotta a killer case of hemorrhoids.
Doctor after making an examination: You are correct. You have a horrid
case. I am going to prescribe some mild suppositories for you. Here are
the instructions: two a day, one in the morning and one in the evening.
Come back in two weeks. We will look at the progress.
Farris returning after two weeks: Doc, things are getting worse! There is
Doctor: Well, we will have to try some stronger suppositories. Same
instructions: two a day, one in the morning and one in the evening. Come
back in two weeks.
Farris returning after two weeks: Doc, things have gotten so bad, I can
hardly sit down!
Doctor: We will have to try the most potent suppositories there are. The
instructions: six a day, one every four hours. Come back in thirty days.
Farris returning in thirty days: I am completely miserable now. I have
lost all my confidence in you. Why for all the good the medicines you
prescribed did, I might as well have shoved them up my ass!
----- Original Message -----
From: <heirdoug at netscape.net>
To: <thansen at moscow.com>; <vision2020 at moscow.com>; <deco at moscow.com>
Sent: Tuesday, September 26, 2006 3:27 PM
Subject: [Vision2020] NSA Enrollment is up
> Tom-Tom and Decopauge,
> Maybe the two of you could "go down" and share knee pads together. I hear
> the fellowship in the Big House is real close!
> lemeno, Doug!
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