[Vision2020] Boarding house joke

[J Ford]

Doug F says:

"If by your inferring that fornication
>and adultery is funny and takes place in the boarding homes of the
>saints at Christ Church you're sadly mistaken"

Who you kidding?!  Or trying to?  Sitler and Jamin are EXCELLENT cases of 
what can and has happened in the boarding houses of Christ Church.  Wanna 
bet they're the only cases!?  You'd loose.  Dougie has even gone so far as 
to have "boarding houses seminars" to "teach" (his term) the owners how to 
"recognize abuse before it happens" (just how you do that is a 
mystery...most things have to actually HAPPEN before anyone can "recognize" 
it.)

Of course, this does not include all of the adultery and other forms of 
abuse and other things that have happened in these boarding houses.

NOTE:  I am NOT saying each and every single boarding house that Christ 
Church has, has had issues such as those mentioned.  I am stating, without a 
doubt, that they HAVE happened in enough of the homes that this is just one 
more reason to close them down....IMHO.



J  :]





>From: Ralph Nielsen <nielsen at uidaho.edu>
>To: Vision2020 at moscow.com
>CC: Doug Farris <heirdoug at netscape.net>
>Subject: [Vision2020] Boarding house joke
>Date: Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:34:09 -0800
>
>Mr. Farris,
>
>Sorry, Doug, I said I got this joke from The Big Book of Jewish
>Humor, edited by William Novak and Moshe Waldoks (New York:
>HarperCollins, 1990, c.1981). It is a huge book, 8 1/2" X 11" in
>size, 308 pages long. Both editors are Jews.
>
>I have noticed, over the years that, generally speaking, Jews can
>much more readily laugh at themselves than Christians or Muslims seem
>to be able to.
>
>I'm glad that even a Christian like you find my quotations from the
>Bible humorous. After all, nearly all of the books in it were written
>by Jews. And don't forget, even Jesus was a lifelong Jew.
>
>Ralph
>
>
>
>[Vision2020] Boarding house joke
>
>heirdoug at netscape.net heirdoug at netscape.net
>Sun Nov 19 22:10:12 PST 2006
>
>Mr. Nielsen,
>
>Your attempt a levi-ty is poor. If by your inferring that fornication
>and adultery is funny and takes place in the boarding homes of the
>saints at Christ Church you're sadly mistaken. Why would you find this
>to be funny? You really need to stick to quoting the Bible. Your
>interpretations are more humorous.
>
>
>Ralph Nielsen nielsen at uidaho.edu
>Sun Nov 19 20:57:04 PST 2006
>
>
>I was just going through the Big Book of Jewish Humor and came across
>this one that might, with a little editing, be appropriate in a
>Moscow, Idaho, setting.
>
>	There was an old man whose third wife had just died. He met a girl
>of eighteen and wanted to marry her, but his friends were skeptical.
>"Are you sure it's all right?" they asked. "Better go ask the rabbi."
>	He went to the rabbi and the rabbi said, "Well, it's an unusual
>question, but I can't find any reason to say no. But my advice is
>that you should also take in a boarder," said the rabbi with a wink.
>	The man agreed. Several months later he met the rabbi on the street.
>	"How are you getting along?" asked the rabbi.
>	"Very well, thank you, Rabbi."
>	"And how's your young wife?"
>	"She's pregnant, Rabbi."
>	"Aha," said the rabbi with a smile. "And how's the boarder?"
>	"Also pregnant."
>
>Ralph
>
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