[Vision2020] Tonight's Jeopardy

[Tom Hansen]

I have been informed by a very reliable source that one of the contestants
on tonight's Jeopardy is from right here in Vandalville.

7:00 PM NBC (Channel 6)

Seeya there.

Tom Hansen

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, a drink in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO. What a ride!'"