[Vision2020] Re: Joan gits grafic!

[heirdoug at netscape.net]

Joan had this to say a couple of days ago: "the next time I see you, 
I'll give you such a kick in the fork that there won't be any more 
little Farrises." (it should read Farris')


In light of this cryptic threat.

I was coming into Moscow tomorrow and was wondering if there are any 
baseball players out there that I might be able to borrow an XXL cup to 
protect my self.

Lemeno Doug!







-----Original Message-----
From: Joan Opyr <joanopyr at moscow.com>
To: keely emerinemix <kjajmix1 at msn.com>
Cc: heirdoug at netscape.net; vision2020 at moscow.com
Sent: Thu, 11 May 2006 11:29:41 -0700
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Why Go After Them? NAMBLA

Doug Farris: 
 
> I'm sure those folks aren't arguing from "a gut-wrenching fear of 
> difference". They are "afraid" of being overwhelmed by boredom 
> and sameness that catamites and sodomites reproduce! 
 
You what? Huh? If you haven't tried it, Doug, then how do you know 
being gay is boring? And how, exactly, do we "reproduce" sameness? I 
was married to a man once, and I was very bored. It wasn't his fault. 
It wasn't my fault. But it was very same old, same old. Perhaps instead 
of conversation and travel, we should have just leapt, feet (or 
something) first into exchanging genetic material and thus adding to 
the surplus population of Raleigh, NC. That really would have filled 
the gap between commercials! 
 
I'm sorry to have to say this, Doug, but you and your friend Ed are 
goofy. I usually have you Bozo'd, but lately, I'm ashamed to admit that 
I've taken a non-Christian glee in your frantic antics. What will you 
do next to grab our collective attention? Light a fart? Pick your nose 
and eat a booger? Wow, I can't wait! 
 
I think children are wonderful, and I enjoy raising my own. But when 
you're no longer a child, Doug, you should put away childish things. 
Start with yourself. You and Ed should just about fit in a large Ikea 
toy chest. Then, have your wife call me, and I'll call UPS. I've got 
some really great addresses to send you to. COD, of course. 
 
Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment 
www.joanopyr.com 
 
PS: I'm pretty certain I would have put the period inside the quotation 
marks at the end of "gut-wrenching fear of difference." I'm funny that 
way. 
 
PPS: Say one word about my kids in response to this, and the next time 
I see you, I'll give you such a kick in the fork that there won't be 
any more little Farrises. You'll also be singing falsetto. Literally 
and not just figuratively. For a change. 
 


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