[Vision2020] Funny One-Liners

[Tom Hansen]

Funny One-Liners 

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? 

    Unique Up On It. 

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? 

    Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? 

    They Take The Psycho Path. 

4. How Do You Get Holy Water? 

    You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? 

    Dam! 

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? 

    Polaroid's. 

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? 

    A Stick. 

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? 

     Nacho Cheese. 

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? 

     Subordinate Clauses. 

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? 

     Quattro Sinko. 

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? 

     Spoiled Milk.

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"The Pessimist complains about the wind, the Optimist expects it to change
and the Realist adjusts his sails." 
- Unknown