[Vision2020] Interested Spotted Signs and Stuff (Humor)

[Tom Hansen]

Interesting Spotted Signs 

1) At a radiator shop: "Best Place in Town to take a Leak". 

2) On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." 

3) On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." 

4) Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." 

5) At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout" 

6) Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" 

7) On an electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts." 

8) In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action." 

9) On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." 

10) At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place." 

11) On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." 

12) In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." 

13) On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." 

14) At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a
car payment." 

15) Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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Seeya round town, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho
 
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