[Vision2020] Re: Joan and her arguments against a

[Joan Opyr]

Mike writes:

> Joan:
> I love you.
> Go to the penalty box for two posts or until you can stick to the 
> issues and not say nasty personal things about other correspondents, 
> whichever comes first.  
> Mike
>

Dear Mike,

I love you, too, even though you are a man and everyone knows (well, Dale Courtney and
Doug 
Farris know) that all lesbians HATE all men.

I will go to the penalty box for two posts.  Why?  Because you and I both know that will
come 
before I stick purely to the issues and resist things like the hamster on a treadmill
crack.  (I'm 
sorry, but these analogies come to me in a dream.  I must use them or die.  Re-read your 
Shakespeare.  He was much better -- and much funnier -- than I am, but equally rude, mean,

and directly personal.)

Smooches, or, rather, Death to Smoochy,
Joan


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