[Vision2020] Military Humor

[Tom Hansen]

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight.
After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window
seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral,
United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."

 

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped
smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both
Judges."

 

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce
himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master Chief Gunnery
Sergeant, United States Marines, retired.  Never married, two sons, both
Admirals.

 

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Three military doctors were discussing on which rank of patient was easiest
to perform surgery.

 

The first doctor claimed, "E-7s are easy.  They are so military their parts
are numbered.  Take them out by the numbers.  Put them in by the numbers."

 

The second doctor confidently stated, "E-8s are far easier.  E-8s are so
slick their part slide out and slide back in."

 

The third doctor, smiling proudly, declared, "I've got you both beat.  E-9s
have only two moving parts and they're interchangeable."

 

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Take care, Moscow.

 

Tom Hansen

Moscow, Idaho

 

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, a drink in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO. What a ride!'"

 

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