[Vision2020] Another sterling example of one kirker's attempt at imitating Christ

[joekc at adelphia.net]

So what are you, Scott? A court jester, a silly goose, or a big, purple elephant? One of the best examples of mixed metaphor(s) that I've seen in a long time!

Joe

---- Scott Bauer <ds_bauer at yahoo.com> wrote: 
>     Visionaries,
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>   After sending two messages to the list yesterday I received the following unsolicited email from “Deacon James.” I call it another sterling example of one kirker's attempt at imitating Christ:
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>   Date: Mon, 09 Jan 2006 11:37:47 -0600 (CST)
>   From: deaconjames at verizon.net
>   Subject: Unbroken Street-Level Commercial Frontage
>   To: ds_bauer at yahoo.com
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>   Dustin,
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>   You silly goose. You can't contain yourself, can you? That's what so funny. You cite all sorts of little snippets that fit with your narrow-minded, bigoted, hateful schemes, and you jump up and down on them like a court jester, frantically waving your silly scepter while your red and yellow hat with jingly bells bounces back and forth. 
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>   More than one official has said, "Sit down, Commodore. The adults are talking about something you wouldn't understand. Why don't you go back to your room and stare at something shiny?"
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>   Not me. I love it. I am utterly captivated by the big white polka dots on your suit and the bells on the curled up toes of your shoes. Granted, I'm not paying much attention to what the adults are discussing, but it's so hard to pay attention to the teacher when the biggest, goofiest flying purple elephant you've ever seen is dancing a jig in the corner of the room.
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>   Keep it up, Commodore. At least one person loves it when you sing, "O, Canada" while standing on your head and doing cart-wheels.
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>   With all due respect,
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>   Deacon
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