[Vision2020] Commandments for Farris

[Joan Opyr]

On 2 Jan 2006, at 12:04, Carl Westberg wrote:

> Let us not forget the history lesson imparted to us in "History of the 
> World--Part 1", when Moses (who bore a striking resemblance to Mel 
> Brooks) was descending from Mount Sinai with THREE heavy stone tablets 
> bearing the 15 commandments, only to drop and shatter one, leaving us 
> with only 10.  What were the other five?                               
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Well, according to Father Guido Sarducci, God's commandments were 
generally helpful things like "Thou Shalt Not Give a Dog a Chicken 
Bone" and "Thou Shalt Wait 30 Minutes To Swim After Eating."  But Moses 
was a crabby old man, and he only wrote down the crabby commandments, 
ignoring the milder stuff.  To Father Guido's list, I would add "Don't 
Spit in the Wind," "Always Send a Written Thank You Note," and "Close 
the Door Behind You -- Were You Raised in Barn?"

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.joanopyr.com