[Vision2020] Dave Barry

[Carl Westberg]

A New Year's message from Dave Barry: As 2006 dawns, "officials of the World 
Health Organization reveal that a mad cow has become infected with bird flu. 
  "We don't want to cause panic, state the officials, "but we give the human 
race six weeks, tops."  So OK, we're doomed.  But look at the upside:  If 
humanity becomes extinct, there's a chance that Paris Hilton will, too."     
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                             Carl Westberg Jr.