[Vision2020] Chuck vs. Bruce

[Phil Nisbet]

YOu see Dan, you finally have gone and done it.  I have to disagree with 
you.

Actually the reported GDP of Paraguay os only a tenth of the actual GDP of 
Paraguay.  The nickname for all persons with Paraguayan origins in the rest 
of South America is the Smugglers.  Since they are located on an ocean 
accessible river system and are otherwise in the middle of absolutely 
nowhere, they have the most porous borders in the world and hence the 
largest single smuggling industry, involving not drugs, but things like 
refrigerators and bottle of imported booze.

Now if Chuck Norris wanted to play at being a tough guy, he would be a 
Brazilian Border Ranger trying to keep Paraguayos from moving truck loads of 
imperial galons of Black Label from coming in through Mato Grosso.  You see, 
Paraguayans love to swim in Parana infested rivers and hunt 30 foot 
Anacondas with clubs while consuming gallons of Matte to wash down there 
tuber based bread.  A true contrabandista can hide a boat load of plasma TVs 
in milliseconds, leaving no trail or clues of their presence.

Phil Nisbet


>From: "Area Man" <areaman at moscow.com>
>To: <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>Subject: [Vision2020] Chuck vs. Bruce
>Date: Thu, 2 Feb 2006 07:48:08 -0800
>
>Steven said:
>"didn't Bruce Lee give Chuck Norris an ass whipping in Return of the
>Dragon?"
>
>Steven, a movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce
>Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When
>adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National
>Product of Paraguay. Besides that, before the filming of that scene,
>Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant
>tranquilzer. This was, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in
>an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fought.
>
>DC
>
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