[Vision2020] Chuck vs. Bruce

[Art Deco]

OK, Area Man, here is the definitive test:

Could Chuck Norris crochet a one square foot, pink doily in under a hour?

[Name withheld to protect the writer from rabid testosterone attacks. --Ed.]


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Area Man" <areaman at moscow.com>
To: <vision2020 at moscow.com>
Sent: Thursday, February 02, 2006 7:48 AM
Subject: [Vision2020] Chuck vs. Bruce


> Steven said:
> "didn't Bruce Lee give Chuck Norris an ass whipping in Return of the
> Dragon?"
>
> Steven, a movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce
> Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When
> adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National
> Product of Paraguay. Besides that, before the filming of that scene,
> Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant
> tranquilzer. This was, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in
> an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fought.
>
> DC
>
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