[Vision2020] Chuck vs. Bruce

[Area Man]

Carl says, 
"Lara Croft would kick Chuck Norris's butt without even working up a
sweat.  And then she'd take care of Bruce Lee.  Which would be even
easier, Bruce Lee being dead and stuff."

The only reason Lara Croft is allowed to live is the same reason Kenny G
is allowed to live:  Chuck Norris doesn't kill women. 

DC

P.S.  Apologies to Kenny G fans, but it is funny.