[Vision2020] Chuck vs. Bruce

[Carl Westberg]

I mentioned this a couple of weeks ago, Dan, and I can only take your 
non-response to signal your agreement.  Lara Croft would kick Chuck Norris's 
butt without even working up a sweat.  And then she'd take care of Bruce 
Lee.  Which would be even easier, Bruce Lee being dead and stuff.            
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                      Carl Westberg Jr.


>From: "Area Man" <areaman at moscow.com>
>To: <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>Subject: [Vision2020] Chuck vs. Bruce
>Date: Thu, 2 Feb 2006 07:48:08 -0800
>
>Steven said:
>"didn't Bruce Lee give Chuck Norris an ass whipping in Return of the
>Dragon?"
>
>Steven, a movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce
>Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When
>adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National
>Product of Paraguay. Besides that, before the filming of that scene,
>Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant
>tranquilzer. This was, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in
>an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fought.
>
>DC
>
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