[Vision2020] Heirdoug's hero

[debismith at moscow.com]

Sounds like you did extensive research on this. In the spirit of learning 
about the wide variety of spiritual practices on the Palouse, I have a 
few questions.
Did it work for you? Did Baal answer quickly? How many days did you carry 
on like that before you were either answered or arrested? Do you feel 
better now? 
I think your ritual is way too convoluted (not to mention stupid) for my 
purposes. 

BTW, I didn't mean Diety, but what a wonderful idea--holiday season 
always leaves me praying for relief from cookies, candies, and pies! All 
hail the no-fat Goddess!

Have a happy whatever you celebrate, and be careful as you flail about 
with those swords. You have let us know how much you value your 
procreative ability, and nasty accidents are likely to happen in that 
sort of religious frenzy!!
Debi R-S


> -----Original Message-----
> From: debismith at moscow.com
> 
> "And I pray to my diety"
> 
> Debie,
> 
> First off I think you ment to say deity and not diety. If you mean to 
> pray to your "god" and not your south beach diet, let me help you with 
> your prayers...
> 
> 1. Prepare a place on a high spot and make an alter.
> 2. Call on the name of your god from morning until noon saying, "O 
> Baal, answer us."
> 3. Leap about the altar which you have made.
> 4. Call out with a loud voice, for he/she is a god and should hear you.
> 5. From noon until the evening, cry with a loud voice and cut and 
> tattoo yourself according to your custom with swords and lances until 
> the blood gushes out.
> 6. When you have done all this listen to the silence... either your god 
> is occupied in the toilet or is on a journey or perhaps he/she is 
> asleep and needs to be awakened...
> 7. Repeat steps 1-6 till you get an answer...
> 
> lemeno, Doug!
> 
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