[Vision2020] A Few Things toPonder (Humor)

[Tom Hansen]

A Few Things to Ponder

1- Love is grand; divorce is at least a hundred grand. 

2- Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. 

3- Remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. 

4- Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. 

5- Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. 

6- An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist
fears that this is true. 

7- Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just stand
there. 

8- My inferiority complex is not as good as yours is. 

9- I am having an out of money experience. 

10- It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to
ask you the questions. 

11- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
that you once got from a roller coaster. 

12- Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

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Seeya at the polls, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

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