[Vision2020] A Few of Life's Unanswered Questions (Humor)

[Tom Hansen]

A Few of Life's Unanswered Questions 

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 

Why is a boxing ring square? 

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? 

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down
the volume on the radio? 

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons? 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand? 

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? 

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? 
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Take care, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Moscow, Idaho

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, a drink in the other, body thoroughly used
up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO. What a ride!'"