[Vision2020] Wireless Manners

[Pat Kraut]

Yes!


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Carl Westberg" <carlwestberg846 at hotmail.com>
To: <vision2020 at moscow.com>
Sent: Wednesday, October 19, 2005 1:35 PM
Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Wireless Manners


A couple of years ago I was at a Mariners game at Safeco Field.  Great
seats, just above right field.  There was a very well oiled fan sitting
directly behind us with a cell phone.  Starting with the 1st inning, he
started calling EVERYONE he knew to tell them he was at the game.  Not only
did he have to tell EVERYONE he knew that he was at the game, he had to tell
each and every one of them that he was "Sho closhe to Ichiro that he could
shpit on him."  Very loudly.  For nine innings.  Would I have been justified
in simply shooting him?



Carl Westberg Jr.


>From: "Kai Eiselein, LatahEagle Editor" <editor at lataheagle.com>
>To: <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>Subject: [Vision2020] Wireless Manners
>Date: Wed, 19 Oct 2005 13:16:33 -0700
>
>More tips for getting rid of rude wireles types:
>
>1: Chug a soda......Burp loudly in his/her ear. (If you've eaten onions or
>garlic the effect is even better.)
>2: Make annoying noises, clicking, tapping, singing off key.
>3: Use a referee's whistle....self explanitory.
>4a: Untuck your shirt, rumple your hair and clothes stagger up and ask
>"Shay
>buddee.....ya got a korter fer a guy in need?" Be persistent. If they brush
>you off angrily, fall to the floor and scream...........MOM ALWAYS liked
>you
>best!!!!!!
>4b:Untuck your shirt yada yada yada.....pet the person's arm and say
>"Niiiiice Ladeeeee/Maaaaaaaan, can I go home wif you.....pulease????"
>
>Politcally correct? Not in the least. Effective? You better believe
>it!!!!!!
> >No animals were harmed in testing these option<
>(No  added preservatives, hormones or sugar)
>(Guaranteed freerange smartaleck)
>
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