[Vision2020] List Juvenilia

[heirdoug at netscape.net]

Joanie,
 
What size boot do you wear? Are they ca-boy, ca-girl, designer, steel-toed, fairy, hiking, clogging or work? Do you have a one size fits all (ignorant-biased-hatemonger-male-authoritaian-homophobe-sexist-cad) type of boot? Do you name it the 'Sphincterator'? Are they made for walking, talking or kicking? And what color are they? Toupe?
 
I can only accomodate a size 3. 
 
lemeno, Doug 
 
-----Original Message-----
From: Joan Opyr <joanopyr at earthlink.net>
To: DonaldH675 at aol.com; vision2020 at moscow.com
Sent: Wed, 19 Oct 2005 18:35:23 +0100 (GMT+01:00)
Subject: [Vision2020] List Juvenilia


Blind 2020.  Venom 2020.  Stinking-arse-dribble-bite-me-you-evil-godless-meanies 2020.  Good lord, Heirdoug, can't you do any better with your list insults than a particularly dim-witted 14 year-old?  Here I am in England, paying £2.50 per hour to download your silliness.  Give me my money's worth!  Come up with a good whole-list insult or shutyorgob, as the Geordies say.  Otherwise, when I get back to Moscow, I'll have to put the boot in.
Whatfettlestheday?
Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.joanopyr.com
www.proudwords.org.uk
 
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