[Vision2020] Wireless Manners

[Kai Eiselein, LatahEagle Editor]

More tips for getting rid of rude wireles types:

1: Chug a soda......Burp loudly in his/her ear. (If you've eaten onions or
garlic the effect is even better.)
2: Make annoying noises, clicking, tapping, singing off key.
3: Use a referee's whistle....self explanitory.
4a: Untuck your shirt, rumple your hair and clothes stagger up and ask "Shay
buddee.....ya got a korter fer a guy in need?" Be persistent. If they brush
you off angrily, fall to the floor and scream...........MOM ALWAYS liked you
best!!!!!!
4b:Untuck your shirt yada yada yada.....pet the person's arm and say
"Niiiiice Ladeeeee/Maaaaaaaan, can I go home wif you.....pulease????"

Politcally correct? Not in the least. Effective? You better believe it!!!!!!
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