[Vision2020] Say what?

[Carl Westberg]

I'm breaking my rule and am going to discuss Doug Wilson.  On his blog 
today, under "Naming the Intoleristas", Mr. Wilson describes the lifestyle 
of an average intolerista.  Intoleristas are "listeners of NPR."  Well, I am 
guilty of that.  Quite.  I even give NPR money.  We are "latitudinarian."  
Well, I don't know if I am or not.  I'll have to look that word up later.  
Intoleristas "subscribe to Mother Jones, Rolling Stone, and The Nation.  
Well, no, I don't.  I do, however, subscribe to Golf Magazine and Sports 
Illustrated.  And I've NEVER been tempted to cancel my SI subscription when 
the swimsuit issue comes out.  I rather enjoy it.  Further, intoleristas 
"sample spicy foods at an internationall pot-luck, nodding sagely whenever 
someone refers to the best Thai restaurant they never heard of."  Um, 
regarding pot-lucks, I have been to my share of Scandinavian pot-lucks, 
which, I guess, is international.  Intoleristas have "little plug-in aroma 
dispensers the smell as though somebody somewhere, on the other side of the 
world, might believe and live differently."  No.  I just open my windows.  
Intoleristas have "a CD player that has the murmuring forest noises of 
indigenous peoples around the globe..."  Uh, I have a CD player that 
currently plays the latest CD by Madeline Peyroux.  No forest noises.  
Intoleristas have a "ten thousand dollar slate shower that makes them feel 
like they are in touch with the rhythms of the earth..."  I only wish.  I 
really have to clean my shower one of these months, though.  I think my 
shower is a big problem area between Angleina Jolie and me.  I have to ask 
Dale though, not to post anything about Angelina Jolie and me.  I'm trying 
to keep it a secret.  We don't want anybody to know.  About Angelina Jolie.  
And me.  So please, Dale, don't post anything about us.                      
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                             
                               Carl Westberg Jr.