[Vision2020] And Yet Another Discovery

[Tom Hansen]

Stop the presses ! ! !

Call up the networks ! ! !

Another shroud revelation has been uncovered right here in hog town (Moscow,
Idaho).  Not only was this revelation exposed, but publicly broadcast LIVE
on KRFP 92.5 FM at 5:14 PM (Pacific Standard Time) on Sunday March 27, 2005
from the restroom of KRFP studios by Carl Westberg Jr., co-host of the
Auntie Establishment and Brother Carl Show.

I am, of course, talking about the "Shroud of Urin".  However, before this
revelation could be verified, possibly by the KRFP plumber (since this
discovery did involve a wall urinal and thusly is not open for verification
by the science community), it was flushed into the Moscow sewer system,
possibly to be re-discovered thousands of years from now.  We can only hope.

Until then . . .

Take care, Moscow.

Tom Hansen
Hog Haven, Idaho

"What is objectionable, what is dangerous, about extremists is not that they
are extreme, but that they are intolerant. The evil is not what they say
about their cause, but what they say about their opponents."

-- Robert F. Kennedy