[Vision2020] Welcome Nate Wilson!

[Timothy Rigsby]

Nate Wilson,

At last, I finally get to read one of your more sophisticated writings; I have 
heard so much about your humor.

I am curious to find out how your trip away from earth was?  Did you meet God, 
isn't she a wonderful person, oh wait, the Wilson family thinks women are inferior 
so God could not possibly be a women.  I hope you landed on something soft when 
you thumped back to earth.  We would not want you to hit your head and lose some 
of the few brain cells that you have left.  All that paddling as a child 
probably killed most of your mind anyway, combined with the brainwashing you 
have received being involved with Christ Church.  It must suck to be Nate 
Wilson.  

At this conference you will have barking seals; that will be great.  Will these 
seals be speaking on the advantages of slavery like your father and Steve 
Wilkins have?  Or are the barking seals actually your featured speakers, Doug 
Wilson, Steve Wilkins and the only educated person featured, Peter Lillback?  I 
am kind of confused; maybe you could clarify with another post.  I guess I might 
want to consider contacting PETA.  Thanks Nate for the inside information on the 
seal use, that will come in handy in the coming weeks.  

I was unaware that I was accusing some slightly respectable people of taking 
advantage of inside connections, Paul, Bob, and Tom.  All I was stating was a 
possible theory, kind of like your shroud theory. By the way, as a Catholic, I 
take offence to your crackpot shroud theory.  Since you call yourself a Christian, 
you probably should not try and prove history and the bible wrong.  God may get 
a little upset and strike you down with her almighty power.  

You may want to consider getting checked for blood born pathogens, blood 
brothers really don't do anything but spread infectious diseases.  The more 
acceptable method of gaining friendship would be the use of spit.  Spit 
brothers always prevail over blood brothers.  Of course you would have never 
learned this information on spit brothers since you probably never attended a 
public school and received an excellent public education that was based on truth 
as opposed to the erroneous education at a Classical Christian School, for 
example, Logos or perhaps New St. Andrews College.  Maybe they did not paddle 
you enough as a child, your father must not have beaten enough sense into you 
since paddling really is the only acceptable way to discipline.  Does your daddy 
still paddle you when you step out of line?  You probably are getting paddled 
right now for submitting a post to 2020.

Thanks Nate for coming out of your pod and enlightening us with some genius 
remarks.  I look forward to protesting you and the rest of the kirkers in the 
near future.

Tell Benjamin Merkle hello for me, does he really think that I did not know who 
he was?  Come on, how stupid do you people think I am?  I did go to and continue 
to attend public schools so I must not be that intelligent, right Nate?

TJR

P.S. I have consulted with some fellow students at UI and the consensus is that 
your church, your schools, and your festival are not welcome at UI.  Not now, and 
not ever.  So if I were you Nate, I would consider looking for a new venue for 
your little nonsense parade.  I hear the old Gart building is available, oh 
wait, Christ Church did not get that lease, that really is too bad.  Good luck 
with the zoning complaint and the tax-exempt complaint too.