[Vision2020] Nostra Damn It Wrong!

Carl Westberg carlwestberg846 at hotmail.com
Fri Mar 4 09:45:08 PST 2005


I'll do this exorcism with you, Sister Joan, if you promise that your head 
won't turn completely around, you won't levitate, or throw up green stuff 
all over the studio.  Again.                                                 
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                          
Carl Westberg Jr.

>From: "Joan Opyr" <auntiestablishment at hotmail.com>
>To: "Vision2020 Moscow" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>Subject: [Vision2020] Nostra Damn It Wrong!
>Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 09:31:47 -0800
>
>Dear Visionaries,
>
>Thanks to the Latah County Commissioners' wise decision to adopt a 
>six-month emergency ordinance "aimed at curbing certain land use practices 
>within what is being called the Moscow Sub-basin Groundwater Management 
>Overlay Zone" (LMT, 3/3/05), Nostra Damn It's second prognostication has 
>gone down in flames -- for the time being, anyway.  So, I'm one for four -- 
>one hit, one strike -- with only two balls to go.
>
>Of course, that six months will pass swiftly, and we do want to ensure that 
>this "emergency ordinance" morphs into something more permanent, something 
>that will keep kaolin mining out of Latah County forever.  To that end, 
>perhaps Nostra Damn It's work is not quite done.  Perhaps I should call on 
>the spirit of my great-great grandmother, the gypsy witch, Motruna 
>Augustyne, once again, but instead of calling upon her powers of 
>prediction, I should attempt to access her powers of prevention.  (She was 
>damned good at casting the evil eye, but I'm not willing to go that far.  
>Yet.)  Instead, I will ask Brother Carl to aid me this Sunday in an on-air 
>cleansing of our local government.  Using the Catholic Church's 1952 Rites 
>of Exorcism -- modified so as to be virtually unrecognizable -- we will 
>cast out the demon of Boss Hogg forever!
>
>So, tune in to 92.5 FM this Sunday from 5 to 7 pm and you will hear the 
>Nostra Damn It Rites of Exorcism performed live.  Then, you can listen to 
>The Auntie Establishment & Brother Carl Show, two hours of mysticism, 
>blasphemy, comedy, cheap shots, and bizarre, esoteric, quirky-as-hell 
>music.
>
>(I would like to note that Brother Carl and I are the only KRFP DJs that 
>have taken an oath never to play The Clash's "London Calling" on our show  
>It's not that we don't like The Clash; it's not that we don't like London 
>Calling; it's just that this is the one sure way at KRFP to remain unique.)
>
>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
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