[Vision2020] Coming soon to the Ball & Cross Bookstore . . .

[Joan Opyr]

Farris, Doug.  The Wit of Doug Farris.  Moscow, ID: Canon Press, 2005.  
1 p.

Chapter One

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch."

The end.

Can't wait to buy my autographed copy!

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.auntie-establishment.com

PS: Nice save, Phil.  Now, how about a five-page essay comparing Lorna 
Doone to a Drumstick brand ice cream cone?  Though the one I just ate 
was not "froze in time," it was certainly frozen at some time.  It was 
also covered in nuts.