[Vision2020] Land Use

Faul Ottomaticks faulottomaticks at hotmail.com
Tue Jan 25 22:58:01 PST 2005



>From: "Tom Hansen" <thansen at moscow.com>
>To: "'Art Deco'" <deco at moscow.com>, "'Vision 2020'" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Land Use
>Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 18:41:47 -0800
>
>It really is quite simple, Wayne.
>
>Faul, Citizen X, or whatever else he/she/it wants to hide behind lacks
>sufficient quantity of the appropriate genetalia to step forward and
>identify him/her/itself.  This is a common trait among cowards as they hide
>behind bushes thumping their backboneless chests ready to hurriedly run 
>home
>to their mommy at the slightest provocation.
>
>This also is an anticipated result of our rally last Thursday, the rally
>whose purpose it was to shed light under a few rocks and see what crawls 
>out
>from under.
>
>Your presence alone, Citizen X (as anonymous and cowardly as it is) 
>reflects
>that our purpose has been achieved and in fact we have won.
>
>So, in closing, I must commit one last act of defiance against ignorance . 
>.
>. *flush*.
>
>Good-bye, Citizen X.
>
>Tom "I am" Hansen
>Moscow, Idaho


Citizen Hansen,

And now your hat is in the ring.

To begin: a backboneless chest is quite normal. The backbone goes, ahem, in 
the back. Perhaps even you wear one occasionally. See also: a sternumless 
back.

You have crystallized the listwide correlation between genitals and courage. 
And to be fair, at first I didn't see it.

Then it hit me: it takes far more courage to not use your genitals.

Cowards flip them around at the slightest provocation. Sort of like a 
baboon's attempt at dominance. He may not be the sharpest knife (sorry, 
crayon) but he sure has a set.

Which crayon are you, citizen? Burnt umber? That was my favorite, too!

But, I digress. Back to the genital thing.

It's this continuous drumbeat of institutionalized promiscuity that has 
skewed society dangerously to the left. Today's youth don't hold fidelity, 
love, and passion in the same regard as our generation, citizen. But that's 
okay. The schools teach kids how to put condoms on cucumbers. You should be 
happy with that.

Moral compasses just don't sell like they used to, citizen. At least not in 
Moscow. And especially not on this list.

Proud to be a beacon of hope,

Faul Ottomaticks

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