[Vision2020] How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom (Humor)

[keely emerinemix]

Doug,

What's wrong with you?

Really, I'd love to know.  In the meantime, try to remember one thing -- the 
target of your snottiness is someone I respect greatly and someone Christ 
loves tremendously.  You, on the other hand, I have no respect for, and the 
fact that Christ loves you tremendously makes my struggle to do so even 
minimally all the more striking.

I guess it's enough that the other boys think you're cool, but you might 
want to aim a little higher.  It really does matter.

keely








From: heirdoug at netscape.net
To: thansen at moscow.com, vision2020 at moscow.com
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] How to Annoy Someone in the Bathroom (Humor)
Date: Mon, 12 Dec 2005 22:34:23 -0500



How to annoy everyone on Vision 2020:

1.                  Always write profusely about any thing having to do with 
toilet humor.
2.                  Never stop droning on and on and on and on about the 
lack of compassion of City officials or the gall of Dan Mack!
3.                  Talk non stop about your lack-luster days in the US Army 
as a Jeep driver.
4.                  Always act and look like your important when in fact you 
are the most boring person in the world.
5.                  Be an offensive twit as often as one can in order to win 
the Twit Race on Monty Python.
6.                  Continue to try and live vicariously through other more 
important and relevant people.
7.                  Never clean your pocket protector.
8.                  Use an abundant amount of Bril-Cream!
9.                  Keep track of everything of un-importance on a personal 
web site and then give updates on a fifth rate public forum over and over 
again.
10.               "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me."
11.               Claim to know a little bit about everything in order to be 
in the 'in' crowd and then prove one's ignorance by opening one's mouth!
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