[Vision2020] D. B. Cooper and me

[joanopyr at earthlink.net]

Tom writes:

"Two questions that have plagued the American people for decades now.

1)  Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

2)  Where is D. B. Cooper and that $250,000 dollars?"

At last, the true conspiracy has been exposed -- and, quelle surprise, I am
only one degree removed from the very epicenter.  You see my mother, Polly,
knew D. B. Cooper.  They were in the same graduating class at Broughton
High School in Raleigh, NC.  The year (I think) was 1963.  D. B. Cooper was
not, of course, his real name, and my mother does not have the $250,000
dollars.  She passed that on to CQE years ago in anticipation of this bond
levy.

Although she lives 2700 miles away, Polly W. Opyr is heavily invested in
this bond business.  Why?  Because D. B. Cooper is my real father!  Ha! 
Take that, Luke Skywalker!

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.auntie-establishment.com