[Vision2020] Question 4 WHO IS CQE?

[Joan Opyr]

On Apr 23, 2005, at 7:54 PM, keely emerinemix wrote:

"This is ridiculous.  CQE is a group of citizens, very loosely 
organized, who work to support the district.  They helped to pass the 
'93 levy."

Ah, so you say, Ms. Emerine Mix, but CQE (Citizens for aQuality 
Education) is, in fact, a front for the Illuminati.  They are the heirs 
to the Freemasons, the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, and the 
Rosicrucians.  They are rumored to be devout followers of the Exalted 
High Llama of the Purple and White Garter and to belong to the Royal 
Order of the Water Buffalo in Fred Flintstone's hometown of Bedrock.  
As soon as all the fuss about 'The DaVinci Code' dies down, I have it 
on good authority (i.e., like so many others on this list, I pulled a 
few "facts" from my copious backside) that author Dan Brown will be 
coming to Moscow to write a book about this facilities levy.  He's 
going to call it 'The CQE Code,' and in it, he will explain to us all 
how the junior high generates electricity; how the new high school will 
really be smaller than the old high school despite the fact that its 
measurements are larger; and we will at last learn the true nature of 
the secret connection between MSD's architectural bid process and 
Donovan's getting a quote from The Windshield Doctor.

Honest to Pete -- we could and should have spent the past several weeks 
talking seriously about school facilities.  We should have talked about 
the renovations at West Park and Russell and about the architectural 
possibilities for the new high school.  But we haven't done that.  Oh, 
some serious-minded, generous souls have tried, but they're now so 
exhausted that they're being mistaken for extras in "Shaun of the 
Dead."  And why are they so tired?  Because others have not tried.  
Others have been busy 24/7 throwing tacks into the road -- retailing 
myths about teen pregnancy, bandying about photos of flood plains not 
on the Trail site, talking in circles about traffic, and 
overpopulation, the Trail Mix Conspiracy, the old Pope, the new Pope, 
textbooks, operating costs, and the "annualized" salaries of cafeteria 
workers and school bus drivers.  This isn't political discourse; it's a 
visit to the Monkey House at the Woodland Park Zoo.  While the vast 
majority of us would like to enjoy a quiet banana and seriously 
contemplate the proposed changes to our surroundings, the drunken 
chimps in the corner keep interrupting us with their endless game of 
"who flung dung."

April 26th cannot come and go fast enough.   I am sick unto death of 
wiping the monkey crap from my computer screen.

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
www.auntie-establishment.com