[Vision2020] Re: Accomplishments

[Donovan Arnold]

Joan,

Yeah, but did you kick any kittens on Tuesdays? That is what really matters. 
And by the way, I called all my friends on the committees at NC that have 
been there for 30+ years and they said they knew who you were. Clearly you 
did help with those things, in fact, they said you single handedly 
accomplished them all on your own. I rest my case.

Take Care,

Donovan J Arnold

>From: "Joan Opyr" <auntiestablishment at hotmail.com>
>To: "Vision2020 Moscow" <vision2020 at moscow.com>
>Subject: [Vision2020] Re: Accomplishments
>Date: Tue, 5 Apr 2005 17:43:44 -0700
>
>FYI, here's a brief list of things that I did not help with when I was an 
>undergraduate at N.C. State:
>
>The Wolfpack's winning of the 1983 NCAA Championship
>NCSU Women's Basketball Coach Kay Yow's gold medal win at the Olympics
>Ronald Reagan's re-election campaign
>Jesse Helms' re-election campaign
>Any of the space shuttle launches
>Whistle-blowing in the tobacco industry
>The annual shrimp and oyster harvests, and . . .
>
>Last but not least, I did not help in any way with the filming of the movie 
>"Bull Durham."  I begged to be Susan Sarandon's personal assistant, begged 
>and stalked.  But all I got to do was drink beer in Mitch's Tavern on 
>Hillsborough Street in the hopes of being an extra in the Kevin Costner/Tim 
>Robbins bar fight scene.  But was I an extra?  Did I get my 15 seconds of 
>fame?  Was my face ever up on the big screen?  Noooooo!  Life is so unfair.
>
>"Glory days . . . they'll pass you by."
>
>(I wrote that line for Bruce Springsteen, you know, but he's never given me 
>credit.  Bastard!)
>
>Joan "Don't call me Senator" Opyr
>AKA Auntie Establishment
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