[Vision2020] REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE

[Carl Westberg]

With no malice aforethought, just a Democrat who finds this amusing.  If you 
are a Republican, and wish to send something similar regarding us Democrats, 
please do....                                                                
                                                                             
                                                                             
                                                                 Carl 
Westberg Jr.
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>REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE CONVENTION SCHEDULE
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>New York, NY
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>6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
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>6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
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>6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
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>6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
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>6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
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>7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
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>7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner.
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>8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
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>8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
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>8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
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>8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
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>8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The government of the future
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>9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' That Man"
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>9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The real cause of forest fires
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>9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
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>10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
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>10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
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>10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
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>10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare.
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>10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
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>10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of Black Republicans
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>10:46 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy.
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>11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata
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>11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous
>new cult
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>11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
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>11:35 PM Blame Clinton
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>11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
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>11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
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>12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
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