[Vision2020] questions about lawbreaking

[Captain Kirker]

Wilson or Jones asks,

“Which is worse, illegal drug use or a game of blackjack?”

No, Doug, the question should be “Which is worse? Illegal drug use, 
trafficking hallucinogens, corrupting minors, and opening an illegal casino 
wherein felonies are committed? Or, illegal drug use, trafficking 
hallucinogens, corrupting minors, opening an illegal casino wherein felonies 
are committed, and covering it all up with hush money from the tithe?

I am the Captain at your service.


>From: "Kyle DeSpinauer" <regionalenquirer@hotmail.com>
>To: vision2020@moscow.com
>Subject: [Vision2020] questions about lawbreaking
>Date: Fri, 05 Mar 2004 07:06:23 +0000
>
>
>rosemary's questions raise some good points about reporting to law 
>enforcement.  but i wonder rose, if you haven't lost proportionality in 
>your perspective.  for example, just to pose a plausible hypothetical 
>question for this day and age, have any of your six children, or any of 
>your grandchildren, ever smoked marijuana in their life?  statistics on 
>pot-smoking would suggest a very high probability that at least one of them 
>has.  you know that smoking marijuana is a crime, I am sure.  if any of 
>them ever smoked pot, did you report such an incident to law enforcement, 
>did you turn them in, or were you willingly complicit in the crime?  which 
>is worse, illegal drug use or a game of blackjack?
>
>i am wondering why everybody seems to be working for law enforcement.  bill 
>london issues these 8-count indictments as if he were moscow's version of 
>barney fife.  maybe we should all just start monitoring everybody's 
>behavior and make citizen arrests.  a good question for bill london is 
>whether he has ever committed crimes in the form of violating idaho's 
>statutes on controlled substances.  have you ever smoked pot, bill?  
>actually, i should be more specific about my "concerns" and address it to 
>you in the form of an letter to this listserve.
>
>bill, have you ever
>1) smoked marijuana, and if so,
>2) was the last time you smoked it
>a) within the past ten years, or
>b) within the past five years, or
>c) within the past 48 hours, and
>3) you knew that it was illegal during said time, did you not, and
>4) you intentionally and knowingly violated idaho's criminal statutes by so 
>doing, and
>5) if i don't receive a denial to these allegations, then i can only deem 
>them to be admitted.
>
>move over, john ashcroft, cause there's a new snoop on the block.

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