[Vision2020] My website is up. Really.

Joan Opyr auntiestablishment@hotmail.com
Thu, 17 Jun 2004 09:25:13 -0700


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Dear Visionaries,

I have received many private emails over the last several weeks telling m=
e that www.auntie-establishment.com was not, as I had promised, up but wa=
s instead tormenting would-be viewers with  requests for a password.  I g=
ot so many of these emails that I began to feel like Lucy Van Pelt pullin=
g the football away just as Charlie Brown was going to kick it.  But now,=
 I promise you, it's up, it's working, and it seems to be (free for the t=
ime being) of its password shenanigans.

As for the From Queer to Eternity feature I promised . . . I've collected=
 my Doug-related posts from the V2020 Archives and it turns out that I've=
 sent 70-odd pages of this stuff over the past two years.  From this I mu=
st conclude that either Doug is the perfect patsy or I'm a Reformed Theoc=
rat Neo-Confederate cyber-stalker, and perhaps I should change my nom de =
plume from Auntie Establishment to John Knox Bo Duke Christopher North Hi=
nckley, Jr.  Anyhow, as soon as I've finished recycling and "lightly edit=
ing," to quote the object of my infection, the From Queer to Eternity fea=
ture will be up.  I swear it on Lucy's football.

Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment

PS: You'll find that The Church of Auntie Establishment link does not men=
tion the proposed merger with Brother Carl's Church of Golf.  This is bec=
ause Saundra, the Bishop of Moscow, has serious theological objections to=
 wearing spiked saddle shoes and plaid pants.  Before the merger can beco=
me official, we will have to convene a Diet of Atkins to resolve this mat=
ter.Get more from the Web.  FREE MSN Explorer download : http://explorer.=
msn.com

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<HTML><BODY STYLE=3D"font:10pt verdana; border:none;"><DIV align=3Dleft>D=
ear Visionaries,</DIV> <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV>I have&nbsp;received many p=
rivate emails over the last several weeks telling me that <A href=3D"http=
://www.auntie-establishment.com">www.auntie-establishment.com</A> was not=
, as I had promised,&nbsp;up but was instead tormenting would-be viewers =
with&nbsp; requests for a password.&nbsp; I got so many of these emails t=
hat I began to feel like Lucy Van Pelt pulling the football away just as =
Charlie Brown was going to kick it.&nbsp; But now, I promise you, it's up=
, it's working, and it seems to be (free for the time being)&nbsp;of its =
password shenanigans.</DIV> <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV>As for the From Queer =
to Eternity feature I promised . . .&nbsp;I've collected my&nbsp;Doug-rel=
ated posts from the V2020 Archives and it turns out that I've sent 70-odd=
 pages of this stuff over the past two years.&nbsp; From this I must conc=
lude that either Doug is&nbsp;the perfect patsy or I'm a Reformed Theocra=
t Neo-Confederate cyber-stalker, and perhaps I should change my nom de pl=
ume from Auntie Establishment to John Knox Bo Duke Christopher North Hinc=
kley, Jr.&nbsp; Anyhow, as soon as I've finished recycling and "lightly e=
diting," to quote the object of my infection, the From Queer to Eternity =
feature will be up.&nbsp; I swear it on Lucy's football.</DIV> <DIV>&nbsp=
;</DIV> <DIV>Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment</DIV> <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV>=
PS: You'll find that The Church of Auntie Establishment link does not men=
tion the proposed merger with Brother Carl's Church of Golf.&nbsp; This i=
s because Saundra, the Bishop of Moscow, has serious theological objectio=
ns to&nbsp;wearing spiked saddle shoes and plaid pants.&nbsp; Before the =
merger can become official, we will have to convene a Diet of Atkins to r=
esolve this matter.</DIV></BODY></HTML><br clear=3Dall><hr>Get more from =
the Web.  FREE MSN Explorer download : <a href=3D'http://explorer.msn.com=
'>http://explorer.msn.com</a><br></p>

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