[Vision2020] President Calls for Anti-Same Sex Swinging Amendment

[Tom Hansen]

President Calls for Anti-Same Sex Swinging Amendment

Washington, DC – President George W. Bush this week called for a
constitutional amendment on a “matter of national importance” and is taking
a strong stance in what some might see as just another attention grabbing
headline. Complaining of those “activist daycare providers” to anyone who
would listen, the President has instituted a directive for fundamental
changes among playground games, calling for decisive and democratic action
to prevent serious consequences throughout the country and/or the
Apocalypse. When reached for comment, Democratic Presidential hopeful John
F. Kerry insists the GOP may no doubt target him on this issue as well, but
for the record, he is only willing to give his o.k. to same sex seesawing,
not swinging.



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