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[Donovan Arnold]

Politics 101

Top ten rules you should know about politicians, at least the professional 
ones:

10) If they tell you something that you like, it is a lie.

9) If you agree with a position they state, they really believe the opposite

8) If they talk a great deal they are not saying anything.

7) The one promise they make is the only one they will break.

6) If they are against abortion, they or their girlfriend probably had at 
least one.

5) The higher the education they have the dumber they are.

4) If they claim credit for something, they probably had nothing to do with 
it.

3) The more money they ask for the less likely they have ever given any to 
anyone or any cause.

2) If they smile the entire time they are talking to you, they are not 
listening to anything you are saying.

and the number one thing you should know about a politician is:

1) There is simple test to tell if they are lying to you, look at their 
mouth, if it moving, they are lying.

This has been a free public service from your local political scientist.

Donovan J Arnold
A.A., A.S., B.S., Political Science

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