[Vision2020] Top 10

[Art Deco aka W. Fox]

Captain, et al,

I mean no disrespect, but I do not think Cult Master Wilson (aka The Corpulent
Capon) will have time for the activities you and others predict for him in
prison.

If the rumors overheard at WalMart and Mingles are true, then he will be very
busy at his natural calling.

The  rumors:  Several diverse Latah County groups are raising money to arrange
to have Mad-dog as a cellmate for Wilson.  Mad-dog will take Wilson as his
celestial prison bride.  Being generous, not only will Mad-dog will frequently
demand that Wilson perform his/her wifely duties, but will also unstintingly
share his bride in this respect among his many prison associates.

These almost continual activities will provide Wilson with a host of splendid
learning opportunities.  He can test at first hand the truth of his doctrines
calling for wifely/female submission and subjugation!  Some of his other
doctrines will be well tested also.

Just a messenger,

Wayne

Art Deco  (Wayne Fox)
deco at moscow.com



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Captain Kirker" <captainkirker at hotmail.com>
To: <vision2020 at moscow.com>
Sent: Friday, July 16, 2004 3:26 PM
Subject: Re: [Vision2020] Top 10


| Visionheads:
|
| I am convinced that the most important job occupying Douglas Wilson's time
| in prison will take place in the machine shop, where he will have to fill an
| order for a vanity plate that says, "THE CAPTAIN,"
|
| Who is at your service.
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|
|
|
| Greetings & Salutations!
|
| Here is a list of the top-ten things Doug Wilson will do when he gets sent
| to prison for tax evasion:
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| 10. Read "Born Again" by Chuck Colson.
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| 9. Start a new thread on his web blotch: "Yelling at My Prison Bars!"
|
| 8. Take up smoking to lose weight.
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| 7. Trade Gideon's Bibles to get more cigarettes.
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| 6. Correspond with his new pen pal Jim Bakker.
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| 5. Lead a Bible study for black inmates using "Southern Slavery As It Was."
|
| 4. Make application to Doug Jones' Zarafa Tutorials.
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|
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| 3. Get rejected by Zarafa Tutorials because Doug Jones will be in the next
| cellblock.
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| 2. Host a Trinity feast at the prison cafeteria for his 2000 fellow
| criminals in G-Pop.
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|
|
| 1. Fire Greg Dickison.
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|
|
| Respectfully submitted,
|
|
|
| Ivan Brewski
|
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