[Vision2020] With apologies to Auntie E.

[Rob Keenan]

I'm just waiting for Trixie Belden to uncover something at the old barn just
outside of town. (Unless, of course, it's just the Boxcar Children hiding
out there again, in which case we'll need to call Encyclopedia Brown right
away!)

----- Original Message -----
From: "Carl Westberg" <carlwestberg846@hotmail.com>
To: <vision2020@moscow.com>
Sent: Wednesday, January 14, 2004 7:27 AM
Subject: [Vision2020] With apologies to Auntie E.


> Seated at his usual bar stool at the Garden Lounge, Joe Hardy wasn't
feeling
> so keen. Not only was the lad seated next to him boring, hypocrital, and
> decidedly ugly, but Nancy Drew was also there, and, as usual, ignoring
him.
> Long the object of Joe's unrequited love, Nancy didn't seem to know he
even
> existed.  Why, even after Joe's botox treatments, Nancy refused to fall
> victim to his charms.  A dark, distrurbing thought suddenly occured to
Joe.
> Could Nancy be one of....those?  He couldn't bring himself to use the
word.
> He forced himself to squelch the abominable thought.  Surely not.  Not in
> our town.  While having the bartender refill his Guinness, Joe pretended
to
> look casually about the room, when in actuality, he had eyes only for
Nancy.
>   He could see her quite well now, after the lasik surgery.  "Gee whiz!"
Joe
> exclaimed quietly to himself.  Or maybe not so quietly, this was, after
all,
> his seventh beer.  Nancy was standing out in the cold in Friendship
Square.
> Curiously, she seemed to be looking at something with night vision
goggles.
> Where could she have gotten those, Joe mused.  With his new, superior
> vision, Joe could easily make out the object of Nancy's rapt attention.
It
> was a lollygagging group of University of Idaho.....Vandals.  "Gollly!"
Joe
> said loudly.  "I better see if she needs help."  Quickly draining his
beer,
> Joe shyly yet purposefully made his way toward his beloved.  Not likely to
> be continued.....
>
>
>                                                    Carl Westberg Jr.
>
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