[Vision2020] Is Zume's on the market? [Reposted since two originals did not appear.]
Art Deco
deco@moscow.com
Fri, 20 Feb 2004 15:12:01 -0800
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Fellow Entrepreneurs:
Rose Huskey has done an important community economic development service by
the suggestions in her latest posting requesting possible replacements for
Zume.
A few modest proposals:
Whatever business goes into the allegedly soon-to-be-vacant space of Zume
should recognize what a remarkable asset the other tenant in the building,
New Saint Andrews College, is. In that spirit the following preliminary
suggestions are offered. Those with ready capital to venture should contact
me via this list-serve.
Butts under the Nuts A smoke shop.
A Touch of Sanity in a Building Run Amok A mental health clinic. This
business would probably have a ready made clientele already in the building.
Ground Floor Degrees An over-the-counter/mail order degree factory. Again
this business might have an initial rush of business from those already in
the building.
Hot Crossed Buns A bakery. The thoughtful reader can make the connection
with New Saint Andrews (hint: think Thomas Garfield).
Rhetoric Masters An off-shoot of New Saint Andrews where Nate Wilson and
Ben Merkle could showcase and sell their world class skills at rhetoric and
logic. Perhaps Christ Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson would condescend to
present an occasional seminar on writing historical fiction .
Whores under the Bores A modern partially web-based house of prostitution.
Not only might the other tenant of the building be a source for clients but
might also supply some employees.
This suggestion just in from the gleeful chaps at Grimfriars' Howl.
Don We now our Gay Apparel A clothing store specializing in stylish
fashions for those with alternative lifestyles. A secret door and changing
closet will be provided for those New Saint Andrews students and faculty
needing to secretly buy and wear these items in accordance with the old
Christian hymn from which the store's title directly comes.
Wayne Fox
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<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3>Fellow Entrepreneurs:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3>Rose Huskey has done an important =
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economic development service by the suggestions in her latest posting =
requesting=20
possible replacements for Zume.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3>A few modest proposals:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3>Whatever business goes into the =
allegedly=20
soon-to-be-vacant space of Zume should recognize what a remarkable asset =
the=20
other tenant in the building, New Saint Andrews College, is. In =
that=20
spirit the following preliminary suggestions are offered. Those =
with ready=20
capital to venture should contact me via this list-serve.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3><EM><STRONG>Butts under the=20
Nuts</STRONG></EM> A smoke shop.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3><EM><STRONG>A Touch of Sanity in a =
Building Run=20
Amok</STRONG></EM> A mental health clinic. This business =
would=20
probably have a ready made clientele already in the =
building.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3><EM><STRONG>Ground Floor =
Degrees</STRONG></EM> An=20
over-the-counter/mail order degree factory. Again this business =
might have=20
an initial rush of business from those already in the =
building.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3><EM><STRONG>Hot Crossed =
Buns</STRONG></EM> =20
A bakery. The thoughtful reader can make the connection with New =
Saint=20
Andrews (hint: think Thomas Garfield).</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3><EM><STRONG>Rhetoric =
Masters</STRONG></EM> =20
An off-shoot of New Saint Andrews where Nate Wilson and Ben Merkle could =
showcase and sell their world class skills at rhetoric and logic. =
Perhaps=20
Christ Church Cult Master Douglas Wilson would condescend to present an=20
occasional seminar on writing historical fiction .</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3><STRONG><EM>Whores under the=20
Bores</EM></STRONG> A modern partially web-based house of=20
prostitution. Not only might the other tenant of the building =
be=20
a source for clients but might also supply some =
employees.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3>This suggestion just in from the =
gleeful chaps at=20
<STRONG>Grimfriars' Howl</STRONG>.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3><STRONG><EM>Don We now our Gay=20
Apparel</EM></STRONG> A clothing store specializing in=20
stylish fashions for those with alternative lifestyles. A =
secret door=20
and changing closet will be provided for those New Saint Andrews =
students and=20
faculty needing to secretly buy and wear these items in accordance with =
the old=20
Christian hymn from which the store's title directly comes.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3></FONT> </DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DVerdana size=3D3>Wayne=20
Fox</FONT></DIV></DIV></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>
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