[Vision2020] Hatesplotches and Bumperstickers

[amy smoucha]

Oh Bill, I want one too.

You know, when Ben, Nate & Joshua started posting to V2020, I felt very 
protective of them, because I thought by their postings that they were 
current Logos students, very young boys trying to be part of an adult debate 
and defending their father/teacher.  I was amazed to learn that they are not 
only adults, but parents, teachers.  Yeesh.  I haven't gone to their site 
after the first time, but I see they haven't progressed to another 
developmental level yet.  If this is the leadership of the generation to 
succeed Doug, maybe we've nothing to worry about.

Amy Smoucha


----Original Message Follows----
From: bill london <london@moscow.com>
To: ben merkle <benmerkle@moscow.com>, Vision2020 <vision2020@moscow.com>
Subject: [Vision2020] Hatesplotches and Bumperstickers
Date: Sat, 07 Feb 2004 16:59:42 -0800

Of all the "news" items posted on the hatesplotch.net site, my personal fave 
is the one reprinted below, which offers a bumpersticker with the message:
"I'm in Lockstep with Bill"
First, I want to congratulate the author (s) for their insightful ability to 
rise above the petty name-calling and empty slogan-making that they explain 
is so rampant among the un-believing secularists.
Second, I want to purchase three of those bumperstickers, but was unable to 
find an order form at that website.
Third, I would also like to suggest that the hatesplotchers create a second 
bumpersticker that I think would be even a bigger seller:
"I'm in Lockstep with Doug"
BL
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Today, local Moscow conspiracy theorist Bill London announced his “I’m in 
Lockstep with Bill” campaign. Before a crowd estimated at 6,000, Bill London 
explained the goal of the campaign was to “help the community understand 
that ‘lockstep’ is just another word for freedom of conscience. Everyone 
should be free to hold my personal grip on reality. After all, only demonic 
people could disagree with me.”

Many in the crowd acknowledged that only Bill London has the telepathic 
powers necessary to see into the conspiracies threatening Moscow. The Moscow 
City Council is considering various resolutions in support of the “I’m in 
Lockstep with Bill” campaign. Recent discussions have suggested they replace 
explicit reference to “Bill London” with “Willy Says.”

When asked what prompted the campaign, London explained that he represents 
people who don’t have very meaningful lives, and this filled their free 
time. Bumper stickers with “I’m in Lockstep with Bill” white lettering on 
green background are available wherever serfs are allowed to raise their 
brows.


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