[Vision2020] Dropping a log on Dale's blog

[Saundra Lund]

Ah, Joan, Joan, Joan . . . 

Dale Courtney monologued:
"It cracks me up when Joan--a professed atheist . . . "
http://right-mind.us/

Your response:
"I am not an atheist; I am a Jew.  I believe in one God . . ."

Why are you quibbling details?

I think, in Wilson World's book, there is no real difference:  if you reject the
Trinity (and their own peculiar interpretation of the Trinity & Christianity, no
less), then you are damned to h*ll, pure & simple.  It matters not how strong
your faith in God:  if you don't accept their particular flavor of Christianity
(and sharing the first five books of the Bible just isn't good enough), then
nothing else matters.  You are an UnBeliever or a Non-Believer, depending on
which minion you are listening to.  Heck, they think a lot of Christians like
myself won't be making it to Heaven, either, so you're in good company  :-)

[Actually, I'm quite secure in my belief that Heaven will be a wonderfully rich
place with a wide variety of faiths.  I'll be there, and so will you, and lots
of other fascinating folk and beings.

However, I suspect that those who will be conspicuously and blessedly absent
will be those who lived truly *wicked* lives.  You know, those who think they
know better than everyone else what God *really* wants, those with the "holier
than thou" attitude, those who try to force their beliefs on others to line
their own pockets, those who think it's their place to sit in judgment of
others, etc.

Of course, I could well be wrong about that, and that's OK:  I have supreme
confidence in God's, not Dale's or Doug's, ability to sort it all out  :-)]

So, while Dale screwed up calling you an atheist, it doesn't really matter:  you
are going straight to h*ll, young lady, unless you change your beliefs and
practices.

And, now I'm going to be childish and immature and gloat a bit:  I've had the
*extreme* pleasure of reading Joan's forthcoming book . . .
neener-neener-neener!  Next Fall, when it's published, I strongly suggest that
everyone RUN to get it  :-)  It is truly a delightfully entertaining work penned
by an obviously gifted writer!  In fact, I've had to change my top position for
the best new fiction  :-)

Joan, I know it's probably too early to ask, but is there a local book-signing
planned???


Saundra Lund
Moscow, ID

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do
nothing.
-Edmund Burke

-----Original Message-----
From: vision2020-bounces at moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-bounces at moscow.com] On
Behalf Of Joan Opyr
Sent: Sunday, December 26, 2004 5:22 PM
To: Vision2020 Moscow
Subject: [Vision2020] Dropping a log on Dale's blog

Dear Visionaries,
 
As I've mentioned before, I don't follow Dale Courtney's or Doug Wilson's blogs.
This is because A) I'm very busy these days plugging the upcoming publication of
my *book; and B) if I wanted any more crap out of either of them, I'd squeeze
their heads.  However, as several people have now emailed me privately to tell
me that Dale has referred to me as an atheist, I feel that I must lower the boom
on his blog and set the record straight.  (Or as straight as I can considering
the fact that I'm a lesbian and thus by definition as bent as a dog's hind leg.
But I digress.  As usual.  A-hem.)
 
I am not an atheist; I am a Jew.  I believe in one God, and that one God would
be the God of Abraham.  Dale, as a self-proclaimed Reformed Christian,
technically worships the same God I worship.  The only difference is that Dale
has given my God a few accessories, like a son, a Virgin, and a split
personality (think The Three Faces of Eve).  Now, I happen to like my God simple
and singular, not Trinitarian, not belled, and not whistled.  Nevertheless, I
believe that it is incumbent upon Dale (and, for that matter, upon all
Christians) to recognize that the God they worship is the God of the Jews.  The
Burning Bush.  The voice on Mount Sinai.  The pillar of fire and cloud.  Jehovah
is Jehovah is Jehovah, but that doesn't mean that unless I worship him in
triplicate, I'm an atheist.  Far from it.  
 
If I were in any way childish or immature, I might go so far as to remind Dale
that my people got to the flaming shrubbery first, and that he and his ilk are
really just a load of Johnny-come-latelys.  I might toss in a "neener-neener,"
or a "nyuk-nyuk," or a "shut yer yap, ya ignorant gentile."  Good thing I'm not,
eh?  That would be so tacky.
 
I've got a brand new pair of roller-skates.  I want Dale to give me back my key.


Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment
*book, as in first novel, as in to be published in the Fall of 2005 by Bywater
Books, which can be visited at www.bywaterbooks.com <http://wwwbywaterbooks.com>
.