[Vision2020] As long as I'm causing trouble . . .

Art Deco aka W. Fox deco@moscow.com
Wed, 28 Apr 2004 14:20:25 -0700


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Joan, Captain Kirker, et al,

Those that don't see, cannot cope with, or understand reality -- reality as what
is, e.g., love, war, poverty, beauty, human sexuality, greed, selflessness,
etc. --  create their own bizarre fantasies.  When they are unable to
distinguish those fantasies from reality, they are pathological.

Cult Master/Delusionist/Charlatan Douglas Wilson has re-created the Christian
God and the world is his own twisted, egocentric, heinous, flim-flaming,
gluttonous image.

The result of this grotesque re-creation is certainly not pretty, but it does
exhibit morbidly, highly amusing, entertaining idiocy -- a black comedy
hideously sculptured in rancid blubber.

The pathology is apparent where Wilson, so far removed from reality, posts his
transparent egomaniacal, pathetic didos in a weblog thinking that exulting
praise instead of ridicule from the uninitiated will result.  A perhaps germane
quote:

"Due to the inadequacy of his Lilliputian member, Douglas Wilson will never
consummate the marriage between reality and his self-guzzling theological ideas
no matter how or how often he tries."


Wayne

Art Deco  (Wayne Fox)
deco@moscow.com


  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Joan Opyr
  To: Vision2020 Moscow
  Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 11:39 AM
  Subject: [Vision2020] As long as I'm causing trouble . . .


  Dear Visionaries:



  Because I was intrigued (and because I’ve grown skilled at work avoidance) I
took Captain Kirker’s challenge and visited Doug Wilson’s new weblog.
Fascinating.  On the left-hand side are links to a wide variety of Doug-related
materials; on the right are links to Doug-related publications; down the middle,
the ongoing musings of, well, Doug.  Of especial interest to me was the poetry
(left side).  Out of sheer malice and cruelty, I forward the following epistle
along with a piece of my own unmitigated mockery.  If I had any shame, I’d beg
your forgiveness.



  I don’t have any shame.



  Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment



  PS: When Doug was on 2020, I always suspected that he was not so much
interested in a community dialogue as he was in finding a fresh audience for
some stellar me-me monologues.  What could be more to that purpose than a
weblog, an online diary in which you build up a fan base by stroking your ego?
There's just no substitute -- if you're too old to sing in a boy band.





  Pale Madness

  By Doug Wilson



  Wisdom forsaken and folly embraced,

  Folly conceives and bears idiot children,

  Stubborn in creed and in mulish confession,

  They cling to the death of their civilization.

  Staggering, falling and groping through dark,

  Her poets and sages and pundits declare

  Freedom as glory and freedom as nothing,

  Freedom as goodness, whatever that is.

  Wombs are a deathbed, nurseries are barren,

  Men lie with others as though they were women.

  Fruitlessness calls on the gods to preserve it,

  Gods in their anger bestow pale madness.

  O Jesu, defend us, Lord Jesus have mercy.



  Posted to his blog, www.dougwils.com, on 4/23/2004





  Male Badness

  By Auntie Establishment



  Pass the remote, I’ll make love to you later,

  Dropping my Fruit of the Looms to the floor.

  The game is on now, and I’ve got my hot wings,

  A bag of Doritos, some bean dip, some beer.

  You go to sleep with your Marabel Morgan,

  Your Danielle Crittenden, your Myrna Blyth.

  And dream of wrapping Saran Wrap around

  Your fruitful belly instead of covering the

  Lime green Jell-o with pineapple chunks,

  My favorite, next to Ding Dongs and Twinkie Pie.

  Boredom, submission, and cleaning the house,

  Gifts of the spirit from my Priapic God.

  Lorena, stay away, Lorena Bobbitt have mercy.



  Not posted to my blog because I don’t have a blog.



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<DIV><FONT size=3D4>Joan, Captain Kirker, et al,</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>Those that don't see, cannot cope with, =
or&nbsp;understand=20
reality -- reality as what is, e.g., love, war, poverty, beauty, human=20
sexuality, greed, selflessness, etc. --&nbsp; create their own bizarre=20
fantasies.&nbsp; When they are unable to distinguish those fantasies =
from=20
reality, they are pathological.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>Cult Master/Delusionist/Charlatan Douglas Wilson has =

re-created the Christian God and the world is his own twisted, =
egocentric,=20
heinous, flim-flaming, gluttonous image.&nbsp; </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>The result of this grotesque re-creation is =
certainly not=20
pretty, but it does exhibit morbidly, highly&nbsp;amusing,=20
entertaining&nbsp;idiocy -- a black comedy hideously sculptured in =
rancid=20
blubber.&nbsp; </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>The pathology is apparent where Wilson, so far =
removed from=20
reality,&nbsp;posts his transparent egomaniacal,&nbsp;pathetic didos in =
a weblog=20
thinking that exulting praise instead of ridicule from the uninitiated =
will=20
result.&nbsp; </FONT><FONT size=3D4>A perhaps germane =
quote:</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4></FONT><FONT size=3D4></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4>"Due to the inadequacy of his&nbsp;Lilliputian =
member, Douglas=20
Wilson will never consummate the marriage between reality and his =
self-guzzling=20
theological ideas no matter how or how often he =
tries."<BR></FONT></DIV><FONT=20
size=3D4>
<DIV><BR>Wayne</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>Art Deco&nbsp; (Wayne Fox)<BR><A=20
href=3D"mailto:deco@moscow.com">deco@moscow.com</A><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT size=3D4></FONT>&nbsp;</DIV>
<BLOCKQUOTE dir=3Dltr=20
style=3D"PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; =
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  <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message ----- </DIV>
  <DIV=20
  style=3D"BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: =
black"><B>From:</B>=20
  <A title=3Dauntiestablishment@hotmail.com=20
  href=3D"mailto:auntiestablishment@hotmail.com">Joan Opyr</A> </DIV>
  <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A =
title=3Dvision2020@moscow.com=20
  href=3D"mailto:vision2020@moscow.com">Vision2020 Moscow</A> </DIV>
  <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, April 28, 2004 =
11:39=20
  AM</DIV>
  <DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] As long =
as I'm=20
  causing trouble . . .</DIV>
  <DIV><BR></DIV>
  <DIV>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT =
size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Dear Visionaries:<BR=20
  style=3D"mso-special-character: line-break"><BR=20
  style=3D"mso-special-character: =
line-break"><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT =
size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Because I was intrigued (and =
because I=E2=80=99ve=20
  grown skilled at work avoidance) I took Captain Kirker=E2=80=99s =
challenge and visited=20
  Doug Wilson=E2=80=99s new weblog.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">&nbsp;=20
  </SPAN>Fascinating.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>On =
the=20
  left-hand side are links to a wide variety of Doug-related materials; =
on the=20
  right are&nbsp;links to&nbsp;Doug-related publications; down the =
middle, the=20
  ongoing musings of, well, Doug.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">&nbsp;=20
  </SPAN>Of&nbsp;especial interest to me was the poetry (left =
side).<SPAN=20
  style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Out of sheer malice and =
cruelty, I=20
  forward the following epistle along with a piece of my own unmitigated =

  mockery.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>If I had any =
shame, I=E2=80=99d=20
  beg your forgiveness.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" =
size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT =
size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">I don=E2=80=99t have any=20
  shame.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" =
size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" size=3D3>Joan Opyr/Auntie=20
  Establishment</FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif"></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" size=3D3>PS: When Doug was on =
2020,=20
  I&nbsp;always suspected that he was&nbsp;not so much =
interested&nbsp;in a=20
  community dialogue&nbsp;as he was in&nbsp;finding a&nbsp;fresh=20
  audience&nbsp;for some stellar me-me monologues.&nbsp; What could be=20
  more&nbsp;to that purpose than a weblog, an online diary in which you =
build up=20
  a&nbsp;fan base&nbsp;by&nbsp;stroking =
your&nbsp;ego?&nbsp;&nbsp;There's just=20
  no substitute --&nbsp;if you're too old to sing in a boy=20
  band.</FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"></SPAN><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><o:p><FONT=20
  size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Pale Madness=20
  <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">By Doug =
Wilson</FONT></SPAN></B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman"><FONT=20
  size=3D3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Wisdom forsaken and folly=20
  embraced,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Folly conceives and bears idiot =

  children,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Stubborn in creed and in mulish =

  confession,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">They cling to the death of =
their=20
  civilization.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Staggering, falling and groping =
through=20
  dark,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Her poets and sages and pundits =

  declare<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Freedom as glory and freedom as =

  nothing,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Freedom as goodness, whatever =
that=20
  is.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Wombs are a deathbed, nurseries =
are=20
  barren,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Men lie with others as though =
they were=20
  women.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Fruitlessness calls on the gods =
to=20
  preserve it,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Gods in their anger bestow pale =

  madness.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">O Jesu, defend us, Lord Jesus =
have=20
  mercy.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" =
size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><I><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Posted to his blog, </FONT><A=20
  href=3D"http://www.dougwils.com/"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, =
Serif">www.dougwils.com</FONT></A><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">, on</FONT></SPAN></I><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif"><I><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">=20
  </SPAN></I><st1:date Month=3D"4" Day=3D"23" Year=3D"2004"><I><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana">4/23/2004</SPAN></I></st1:date></FONT><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman" size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Male=20
  Badness<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">By Auntie=20
  Establishment<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, =
Serif">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Pass the remote, =
I=E2=80=99ll make=20
  love to you later,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Dropping my =
Fruit of the=20
  Looms to the floor.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">The game is on =
now, and I=E2=80=99ve=20
  got my hot wings,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">A bag of =
Doritos, some bean=20
  dip, some beer.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">You go to sleep =
with your=20
  Marabel Morgan,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Your Danielle =
Crittenden,=20
  your Myrna Blyth.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">And dream of =
wrapping Saran=20
  Wrap around <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Your fruitful =
belly instead=20
  of covering the <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Lime green =
Jell-o with=20
  pineapple chunks,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">My favorite, =
next to Ding=20
  Dongs and Twinkie Pie.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Boredom, =
submission, and=20
  cleaning the house,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Gifts of the =
spirit from my=20
  Priapic God.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Lorena, stay =
away, Lorena=20
  Bobbitt have mercy.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" =
size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><I=20
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  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; =
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mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; =
mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><FONT =

  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Not posted to my blog because I =
don=E2=80=99t=20
  have a blog.</FONT></SPAN></I><BR></DIV><BR clear=3Dall>
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