[Vision2020] As long as I'm causing trouble . . .

Tom Hansen thansen@moscow.com
Wed, 28 Apr 2004 12:32:07 -0700


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You are right (as usual), Joan.

It must be confusing for the members of Christ Chursh on Sunday with the =
Dougster present.  Who would they pray to?

I'm sorry.  Was that sacrilegious?  For that I will have to go to bed =
tonight without ice cream and recite five Hail Dougs.

Take care,

Tom Hansen
Just another Liberal Elitist loose in the Palouse

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a =
garage makes you a mechanic."
  -----Original Message-----
  From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com =
[mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com]On Behalf Of Joan Opyr
  Sent: Wednesday, April 28, 2004 11:39 AM
  To: Vision2020 Moscow
  Subject: [Vision2020] As long as I'm causing trouble . . .


  Dear Visionaries:



  Because I was intrigued (and because I=E2=80=99ve grown skilled at =
work avoidance) I took Captain Kirker=E2=80=99s challenge and visited =
Doug Wilson=E2=80=99s new weblog.  Fascinating.  On the left-hand side =
are links to a wide variety of Doug-related materials; on the right are =
links to Doug-related publications; down the middle, the ongoing musings =
of, well, Doug.  Of especial interest to me was the poetry (left side).  =
Out of sheer malice and cruelty, I forward the following epistle along =
with a piece of my own unmitigated mockery.  If I had any shame, =
I=E2=80=99d beg your forgiveness.

  =20

  I don=E2=80=99t have any shame.

  =20

  Joan Opyr/Auntie Establishment



  PS: When Doug was on 2020, I always suspected that he was not so much =
interested in a community dialogue as he was in finding a fresh audience =
for some stellar me-me monologues.  What could be more to that purpose =
than a weblog, an online diary in which you build up a fan base by =
stroking your ego?  There's just no substitute -- if you're too old to =
sing in a boy band.



  =20

  Pale Madness=20

  By Doug Wilson

  =20

  Wisdom forsaken and folly embraced,

  Folly conceives and bears idiot children,

  Stubborn in creed and in mulish confession,

  They cling to the death of their civilization.

  Staggering, falling and groping through dark,

  Her poets and sages and pundits declare

  Freedom as glory and freedom as nothing,

  Freedom as goodness, whatever that is.

  Wombs are a deathbed, nurseries are barren,

  Men lie with others as though they were women.

  Fruitlessness calls on the gods to preserve it,

  Gods in their anger bestow pale madness.

  O Jesu, defend us, Lord Jesus have mercy.

  =20

  Posted to his blog, www.dougwils.com, on 4/23/2004

  =20

  =20

  Male Badness

  By Auntie Establishment

  =20

  Pass the remote, I=E2=80=99ll make love to you later,

  Dropping my Fruit of the Looms to the floor.

  The game is on now, and I=E2=80=99ve got my hot wings,

  A bag of Doritos, some bean dip, some beer.

  You go to sleep with your Marabel Morgan,

  Your Danielle Crittenden, your Myrna Blyth.

  And dream of wrapping Saran Wrap around=20

  Your fruitful belly instead of covering the=20

  Lime green Jell-o with pineapple chunks,

  My favorite, next to Ding Dongs and Twinkie Pie.

  Boredom, submission, and cleaning the house,

  Gifts of the spirit from my Priapic God.

  Lorena, stay away, Lorena Bobbitt have mercy.

  =20

  Not posted to my blog because I don=E2=80=99t have a blog.



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<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004><FONT face=3Dverdana>You are right =
(as usual),=20
Joan.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004><FONT face=3Dverdana>It must be =
confusing for=20
the members of Christ Chursh on Sunday with the Dougster present.&nbsp; =
Who=20
would they pray to?</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004><FONT face=3Dverdana>I'm =
sorry.&nbsp; Was that=20
sacrilegious?&nbsp; For that I will have to go to bed tonight without =
ice cream=20
and recite five Hail Dougs.</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004><FONT face=3Dverdana>Take=20
care,</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004><FONT face=3Dverdana>Tom=20
Hansen</FONT></SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004>Just another Liberal Elitist loose =
in the=20
Palouse</SPAN></DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004><FONT =
size=3D2></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV><SPAN class=3D015282719-28042004><FONT size=3D2>"Going to church =
doesn't make=20
you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a=20
mechanic."</FONT></DIV></SPAN>
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style=3D"PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px =
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  <DIV class=3DOutlookMessageHeader dir=3Dltr align=3Dleft><FONT=20
  face=3DTahoma>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B>=20
  vision2020-admin@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com]<B>On =
Behalf=20
  Of </B>Joan Opyr<BR><B>Sent:</B> Wednesday, April 28, 2004 11:39=20
  AM<BR><B>To:</B> Vision2020 Moscow<BR><B>Subject:</B> [Vision2020] As =
long as=20
  I'm causing trouble . . .<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
  <DIV>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT =
size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Dear Visionaries:<BR=20
  style=3D"mso-special-character: line-break"><BR=20
  style=3D"mso-special-character: =
line-break"><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT =
size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Because I was intrigued (and =
because I=E2=80=99ve=20
  grown skilled at work avoidance) I took Captain Kirker=E2=80=99s =
challenge and visited=20
  Doug Wilson=E2=80=99s new weblog.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">&nbsp;=20
  </SPAN>Fascinating.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>On =
the=20
  left-hand side are links to a wide variety of Doug-related materials; =
on the=20
  right are&nbsp;links to&nbsp;Doug-related publications; down the =
middle, the=20
  ongoing musings of, well, Doug.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: =
yes">&nbsp;=20
  </SPAN>Of&nbsp;especial interest to me was the poetry (left =
side).<SPAN=20
  style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>Out of sheer malice and =
cruelty, I=20
  forward the following epistle along with a piece of my own unmitigated =

  mockery.<SPAN style=3D"mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN>If I had any =
shame, I=E2=80=99d=20
  beg your forgiveness.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" =
size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT =
size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">I don=E2=80=99t have any=20
  shame.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" =
size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" size=3D3>Joan Opyr/Auntie=20
  Establishment</FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif"></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" size=3D3>PS: When Doug was on =
2020,=20
  I&nbsp;always suspected that he was&nbsp;not so much =
interested&nbsp;in a=20
  community dialogue&nbsp;as he was in&nbsp;finding a&nbsp;fresh=20
  audience&nbsp;for some stellar me-me monologues.&nbsp; What could be=20
  more&nbsp;to that purpose than a weblog, an online diary in which you =
build up=20
  a&nbsp;fan base&nbsp;by&nbsp;stroking =
your&nbsp;ego?&nbsp;&nbsp;There's just=20
  no substitute --&nbsp;if you're too old to sing in a boy=20
  band.</FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"></SPAN>&nbsp;</P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"></SPAN><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><o:p><FONT=20
  size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Pale Madness=20
  <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">By Doug =
Wilson</FONT></SPAN></B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black"><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman"><FONT=20
  size=3D3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Wisdom forsaken and folly=20
  embraced,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Folly conceives and bears idiot =

  children,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Stubborn in creed and in mulish =

  confession,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">They cling to the death of =
their=20
  civilization.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Staggering, falling and groping =
through=20
  dark,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Her poets and sages and pundits =

  declare<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Freedom as glory and freedom as =

  nothing,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Freedom as goodness, whatever =
that=20
  is.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Wombs are a deathbed, nurseries =
are=20
  barren,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Men lie with others as though =
they were=20
  women.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Fruitlessness calls on the gods =
to=20
  preserve it,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Gods in their anger bestow pale =

  madness.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT size=3D3><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">O Jesu, defend us, Lord Jesus =
have=20
  mercy.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif" =
size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><I><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Posted to his blog, </FONT><A=20
  href=3D"http://www.dougwils.com/"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, =
Serif">www.dougwils.com</FONT></A><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">, on</FONT></SPAN></I><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif"><I><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">=20
  </SPAN></I><st1:date Month=3D"4" Day=3D"23" Year=3D"2004"><I><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 7.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana">4/23/2004</SPAN></I></st1:date></FONT><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman" size=3D3>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Male=20
  Badness<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">By Auntie=20
  Establishment<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><B><SPAN=20
  style=3D"FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: =
Verdana"><o:p><FONT=20
  face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, =
Serif">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></B></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Pass the remote, =
I=E2=80=99ll make=20
  love to you later,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Dropping my =
Fruit of the=20
  Looms to the floor.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">The game is on =
now, and I=E2=80=99ve=20
  got my hot wings,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">A bag of =
Doritos, some bean=20
  dip, some beer.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">You go to sleep =
with your=20
  Marabel Morgan,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Your Danielle =
Crittenden,=20
  your Myrna Blyth.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">And dream of =
wrapping Saran=20
  Wrap around <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Your fruitful =
belly instead=20
  of covering the <o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Lime green =
Jell-o with=20
  pineapple chunks,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">My favorite, =
next to Ding=20
  Dongs and Twinkie Pie.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
  style=3D"COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-weight: =
bold"><FONT=20
  size=3D3><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman, Times, Serif">Boredom, =
submission, and=20
  cleaning the house,<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
  <P class=3DMsoNormal style=3D"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><SPAN=20
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  Bobbitt have mercy.<o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P>
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