[Vision2020] Ten reasons to invade Canada
Tom Hansen
thansen@moscow.com
Fri, 14 Mar 2003 19:37:24 -0800
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I agree 1,000,000,000% Mr. Danahy. It most definitely is "Bush" league.
Tom Hansen
Moscow
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From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com]On
Behalf Of John Danahy
Sent: Friday, March 14, 2003 5:18 PM
To: 'Joan Opyr'; 'Vision2020 Moscow'
Subject: RE: [Vision2020] Ten reasons to invade Canada
Dear Visionairies;
In a forum devoted to higher level thinking and erudite questioning, all
this mumbo jumbo about invading Canada or Texas is really rather bush
league!
John
jdanahy@turbonet.com
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From: vision2020-admin@moscow.com [mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com] On
Behalf Of Joan Opyr
Sent: Friday, March 14, 2003 1:23 PM
To: Vision2020 Moscow
Subject: [Vision2020] Ten reasons to invade Canada
Ten Reasons for Invading Canada:
1. Shania Twain. This Toronto native's latest hit is brazenly entitled
"I'm Gonna Getcha Good!" I've heard the song. I've seen the video. It's
clearly a threat.
2. The Red Green Show. Long before Tom Ridge came along, Mr. Green
referred to duct tape as "the handy man's secret weapon." We must freeze
the assets of Possum Lodge.
3. Wayne Gretzky. He's known worldwide as "The Great One." This is in
marked contrast to our own international sobriquet, The Great Satan. Also,
why is it that in poll after poll he has continued to be named Canada's most
popular citizen despite the fact that he hasn't lived there since he was
traded from Edmonton to Los Angeles fifteen years ago? Retired or not, he's
clearly a sleeper. (NB: When I was a kid, we used to repair our hockey
sticks with duct tape. I think this is significant. See item #2.)
4. Leonard Cohen. His compositions are clearly meant to depress and
demoralize the average American listener. Ditto Joni Mitchell.
5. Victoria, BC. Okay, there's nothing wrong with Victoria. I just think
the Butchart Gardens are nicer than Camp David.
6. Jim Carrey. For crimes against comedy.
7. Jim Carrey. For crimes against acting.
8. Jim Carrey. For reminding us of Andy Kaufman.
9. Jim Carrey. For reminding us of Jerry Lewis.
10. Jim Carrey. For crimes against comedy and acting and for reminding us
of Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lewis.
--Joan Opyr, AKA Auntie Establishment
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[mailto:vision2020-admin@moscow.com]<B>On Behalf Of </B>John=20
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league!</SPAN></FONT></P>
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Moscow<BR><B><SPAN style=3D"FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Subject:</SPAN></B> =
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Ten reasons to invade Canada</SPAN></FONT></P>
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style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">1. Shania Twain. =
This=20
Toronto native's latest hit is brazenly entitled "I'm Gonna Getcha=20
Good!" I've heard the song. I've seen the video. =
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clearly a threat. </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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size=3D2><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">2. The Red Green=20
Show. Long before Tom Ridge came along, Mr. Green =
referred to=20
duct tape as "the handy man's secret weapon." We must =
freeze the=20
assets of Possum Lodge.</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
<DIV>
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size=3D2><SPAN=20
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style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">3. Wayne=20
Gretzky. He's known worldwide as "The Great =
One." =20
This is in marked contrast to our own international =
sobriquet, The=20
Great Satan. Also, why is it that in poll after poll he has =
continued to=20
be named Canada's most popular citizen despite the fact that he =
hasn't=20
lived there since he was traded from Edmonton to Los=20
Angeles fifteen years ago? Retired or not, he's =
clearly=20
a sleeper. (NB: When I was a kid, we used to repair our =
hockey=20
sticks with duct tape. I think this is significant. See =
item=20
#2.)</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">4. Leonard =
Cohen. His=20
compositions are clearly meant to depress and demoralize the average =
American=20
listener. Ditto Joni Mitchell.</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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size=3D2><SPAN=20
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size=3D2><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">5. Victoria, BC. =
Okay,=20
there's nothing wrong with Victoria. I just think the Butchart =
Gardens=20
are nicer than Camp David. </SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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size=3D2><SPAN=20
style=3D"FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; FONT-SIZE: 10pt">6. Jim Carrey. =
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For crimes=20
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For crimes against comedy and acting and for reminding us of Andy =
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and Jerry Lewis.</SPAN></FONT></P></DIV>
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